Lori and I are engaged.
It finally went down at the Crack Fox April 9, 2011 during Subversion- Pirate Booty Edition. The Musical Blades were playing and all of our friends were either in the audience or in the show. When it became time for the Musical Blades second set they called a bunch of girls on stage to have a contest to see who can give the best "Arrrrrr".
Lori, somehow, ended up winning that contest. To present her with the prize, I clumsily made my way onto the crowded stage and said, "Since you have proven to be the best pirate here, will you sail with me as we chase that horizon together?" She never did say yes, just started kissing me.
She has been wearing the ring, though, so I think it's official.
